He Locked His Propane Tank And Made The HOA President Face Everyone-Quieen - Chainityai

He Locked His Propane Tank And Made The HOA President Face Everyone-Quieen

The clubhouse went cold at 8:10 on the first Saturday of December.

I know the time because I was standing at my kitchen window with a mug of coffee in my hand, listening to the old wooden door across the tree line open for the weekly HOA board breakfast.

For nine months, that clubhouse had been warm because somebody had connected it to my private propane tank.

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Not the HOA’s tank.

Not a temporary auxiliary supply that had been approved, paid for, or even mentioned to me.

My tank.

The one behind my house, on my property, under my delivery account, filled with fuel my wife Gloria and I paid for.

By the time I found the hidden line, the theft had already reached into more than one household.

The Hendersons had paid for leak tests.

Joyce Olmeda had been rationing her thermostat and blaming her own equipment.

The Trasks had replaced a furnace that had never been the problem.

And Constance Bowmont, president of the Pinerest Hills HOA, had treated all of it like a scheduling inconvenience.

When she sat at my kitchen table that morning and asked what I planned to do, I did not raise my voice.

People expect anger to be loud.

The more serious kind usually is not.

I opened my notebook and read from the list I had written the night before.

First, every unauthorized line from every residential tank had to be removed by a licensed propane contractor, with the affected homeowner present.

Second, every affected homeowner had to be reimbursed for the fuel taken from their tank, calculated at current retail rates.

Third, the Trasks had to be reimbursed for the furnace replacement they had ordered because the clubhouse had disguised itself as a mechanical failure.

Fourth, the HOA had forty-eight hours to hold an emergency meeting and disclose every document connected to the clubhouse renovation, the propane system, the contractor, and the board’s communications.

Constance looked at the list as if it were a weather report from another planet.

“The board will have to discuss that,” she said.

I nodded.

“The police can discuss it too. So can the county inspector. So can the civil attorney who already reviewed the file. I am giving you the cleanest door because it is still morning. I would not assume it stays open all day.”

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